Co-authored by ClockEndRider & 21stCenturyGooner
3 A.M. Saturday. North London. The alarm clock emits a sound which somehow penetrates deeper than usual, causing every nerve and sinew to scream piteously – “Leave me alone”. But no. The call must be heeded. And the massed ranks of the Arsenal supporters rise and look forward to the furthest away trip in the domestic calendar.
South Mimms 4 A.M. Dark, cold and just a touch on the damp side. Surely this wouldn’t be an omen for the performance we would witness later? The coach turns up on time and we all get on, find our seats, and try to get some sleep. Many on the coach endured the trip to Preston on Wednesday and are more than a little nervous at the prospect of spending even more hours sitting in a tin can. Fortunately, the journey is completed in around 5 and a half hours, including a 30-minute breakfast stop at motorway services near Sheffield. The breakfast of Champions for us both, thanks for asking, getting us into Newcastle at around 10 am. We ventured into the city centre for a look round and found the kind of beautiful Victorian architecture you might expect all around. It was really quite nice to find a city centre not entirely despoiled by the usual 50’s/60’s ugly utilitarian buildings which scar so many inner-city landscapes. And the welcome from the locals was no less warm, despite the fact that, while I (CER) still bear the scars of away days in the 80’s and hence show no colours, 21CG proudly had his scarf in display. Not a single example of baiting or potential trouble from the hordes of locals making their way to St James from the station, as we battled against the tide.
Having sadly failed to find a decent pub to settle into for a pre match singsong, we instead made our way into the ground. After clambering up the infamous St James’ Park steps (14 flights – and a steward asked CER if he would like to take the lift, much to my amusement and his considerable chagrin), we arrived on the concourse and had a gander at our view, on what was our first ever visit to Newcastle. It is well documented that the away fans at Newcastle are situated in the upper tier, unlike all other Premier League grounds where at least a portion of away fans are housed in the lower tier. Despite this, we were pleasantly surprised at the quality of our view of the pitch. I (21CG) particularly liked how from our seats we had a view of some of the city which I thought was fantastically unique. I’ve now visited around 20 EFL grounds and I would now put St James’ Park at the top of that list. A proper old school ground with great atmosphere, and a large capacity. We’ve seen many big clubs up-sticks to bigger venues in recent years in search of additional revenue in sacrifice of the atmosphere but I don’t think Newcastle will ever have that problem. SJP holds around 50 thousand and from what I could see, they would have room to expand should they ever wish to. The welcome around the ground from stewards and police was warm and helpful and inside the ground there were plenty of outlets to quench the thirst, staffed by people who knew what they were doing. Just like Preston the other night, Arsenal could really learn a lesson or two and perhaps sufficiently incentivise the bar staff it hires or stop trawling from the bottom of the barrel or a combination of both.
The team was announced, and we saw that it was pretty much as expected, apart from Partey at right back, although Ben White was on the bench. Newcastle put out their selection of the usual physical freaks and failed WWF wrestlers including Guimaraes, Joelinton and Burn. Arsenal started well, dominating possession and probing the Newcastle defence without really creating anything of note. A sad indication of what was to come for the rest of the game. Then in the 14th minute, an excellent cross from Gordon on the right was met by Isak who found space between Saliba and Gabriel and put an excellent header out of Raya’s reach. It was against the run of play, and we would now see an exemplary display of defensive resilience, complemented by the usual strong-arm tactics from the above-mentioned offenders. Joelinton spent the next 80-odd minutes running round clobbering anything in sight but obviously, none of these fouls merited a yellow. I suppose at a ground where assault by a forearm smash is considered by officials and VAR to be perfectly acceptable, we should be in no way surprised.
Arsenal huffed and puffed for the rest of the half, to little effect with the boisterous away support becoming a little frustrated by the apparent reversion to the Horseshoe Football so unbeloved of the latter days of Wenger’s reign and the early days of Arteta’s. Saka, superbly marshalled all game by 2 and even 3 defenders. Did excellently late in the half to beat his left back and pull a great cross back from the bye-line. however, there was only a single Arsenal player in the box and the ball was easily dealt with. We were curiously off the pace and seemingly without ideas. Newcastle perhaps got a little bit lucky when, following a decent corner delivery from Rice – and, in truth, his delivery all day ranged from very poor to barely adequate – the ball dropped for Merino to lash a shot in from 6 yards which cannoned off the back of Hall, who had turned away. On another day it might have deflected in.
Th referee called for half time and a weary and frustrated looking Arsenal made their way to the dressing room.
Arteta sent Arsenal out early, having presumably read the Riot Act. It made not a jot of difference unfortunately. On 60 minutes he made some well-deserved subs, taking off Martinelli and Merino – who had been no less energetic nor more ineffective than any other Arsenal players – for Nwaneri and Zinchenko. The away support was delighted to see both, the former being greeted with “He’s one of our own”, the latter allowing Timber to move to right back and Partey to move into centre midfield. Surely this was the kind of positive change which would lift the fug. Rice, moved to ‘left eight‘ as a result, then had a good effort squeak narrowly wide after a mazy run had taken 3 defenders out.
On 70 minutes, Trossard, universally acclaimed as being disappointing in this game, although hardly alone in this, and Timber were subbed for Jesus and Ben White respectively. Then, on 85 minutes Arsenals best chance of the game came with Saka again putting in an excellent cross but Rice’s header from 4 yards being, frankly, limp. It summed up our day.
The whistle blew and barely any Arsenal players came over to the away fans who, for the second time in a week had made a bloody great effort to visit far flung places, setting off /getting back at ridiculous times. Not impressed.
We wended our weary way back to the coach and headed south, arriving home at around 9 pm. A long day but some high spots along the way.
Final thoughts – I (CER) have seen and heard some frankly petulant, childish and downright disgraceful social media comments regarding Arteta and his performance as manager. I cannot express strongly enough my disapprobation of these sentiments. Occasionally, we lose a game and don’t play well. It was ever thus. We have had the toughest start to a season I can remember in a while with away trips to C115y, Sp*rs, Villa and Newcastle as well as being at home to Liverpool. We have suffered ridiculous red cards and suspensions as well as considerable injuries. And there are a mere 84 points to play for. Get a grip!